#006
March 11th, 2008
Nick: Sorry for the delay, folks. Jon was being held for ransom, and it took his family a little while to figure out the wisest course of action. I can’t say that I blame them. The kidnapper was asking not only for a McDonald’s extra value meal, but he demanded that the family pick up the food and drive it all the way across town. At that point, however inhuman it may seem, a rational person inevitably begins to question the value of a journalism major’s life.
Jon: You know you still have a curly straw somewhere in your house.
