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For those of you having trouble viewing some of our strips, try using the Safari browser if you have it. If you don’t have Safari and want it, you can download it <a href="http://www.apple.com/safari/">here</a>. We’re not really sure what the problem is with the strips, and we’ve been going through the agonizing and expletive-riddled process of troubleshooting it. Hopefully we’ll have it figured out soon.</p> <p><strong>Nick:</strong> Wowee! That there comics-strip sure looks <em>fine</em> with all them colors! The yelpin’ yellows, the rompin’ reds, the poppin’ <em>purples!</em> Why, I can practically hear your eyes bulgin’ right outta their sockets, and I’m across an <em>ocean</em> for chistsakes. </p> <p>Well, I’m here today to tell you that YOU TOO can present your intercomic to the world in AMAZING TECHNICOLOR! That’s right! Ladies and gentleman, we’re proud to announce the Exotic Birds and Fruit Brand® COL-R-MATIC™ Technicolor Coloring System. Made possible by astonishing advances in DIRECT CURRENT TECHNOLOGY, this revolutionary apparatus renders your doodles and drawings in full, Pantone-Certified™ color, giving you the edge over those poor saps still dawdling in grey and sepia. But you’ve got to act quickly! This once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to OBLITERATE YOUR COMPETITION with SPECTACULAR COLOR won’t last long! Operators are standing by! CALL NOW!</p> <p class="postmetadata alt"> <small> This entry was posted on Monday, March 31st, 2008 at 3:12 pm and is filed under <a href="http://exoticbirdsandfruit.com/archives/category/comic" title="View all posts in comic" rel="category tag">comic</a>. </small> </p> </div> </div> </div> <div id="footer"> Exotic Birds and Fruit © 2008 Jon Swihart and Nick Martens <br />  </div> </div>  </body> </html>